I thought you needed more

I know, I know my Monday post was weak, so I thought I would give you something really heart wrenching today. Something that will really take your breath away, ready, set...Bang!!

I think I'm going to be an Olympic bowler I figured its a muscle memory sport, with a little practice I could be on the tour, sponsored by Denny's (I want moons over my Hammy tattooed like a tough guy across my back), then 2012 here I come.

Here are some reasons I would make a great bowler:

1. I need the money, just looked up there stats and it seems like these guy make about $100,000 a year, and I can handle that type of scratch.

2. I'm reasonably unattractive, like all of the other pro-bowlers I've ever seen

3. My wrist action is sweet, come on fella's you know what I mean.

4. they only have a average of 210-220, my best game of bowling is a 192 (in 7th grade) and I hardly ever practiced, a 212 should be no problem in a couple of months.

5. I love bowling groupies, I don't know what that means but when I stop at the PBA tour in St Paul Minnesota I'm getting some groupie tail.

JT OUT