TEN UGLY MEN FESTIVAL, the best place on earth,


Yup just two weeks away the Ten Ugly Men festival starts. Or as I like to call it JT drinks until he looks in the mirror decides decisively that he is the sexiest man on the face of the earth, then decides that first thing Sunday morning he's buying a ticket to Paris to become a male model. That's usually right before a small Asian cabby takes advantage of my drunken low self esteem and talks me into giving him a hand job in the back seat, while my friends watch, and laugh. So if any of my friend want to come into town, let me know.

Past Ten Ugly men stories
1. Drunken SL being thrown into my apartment be a little Asian man who said I didn't owe him any money.
2. My friend Singer throwing up and falling asleep in the bathroom, this in its self ins' that funny, except that the bathroom is public.
3. My friend getting punched in the face by her friends twin sister.
4. My buddy getting punched in the face by my other buddies fiance.
5. Me getting so sunburned my ear almost exploded, I have pictures.

All these stories have fantastic back stories, if you want to hear more just leave me a comment and my next post will be about that.

JT OUT